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Musk sent Dogecoin flying yesterday, he's clearing just having fun.  But to be fair, if I was the richest man on Earth I'd probably spend all day trolling too.

 

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I can't remember who said this but,

 

"Figure out what you'd do if you hit it big, and don't wait. Do it now."

 

I play music and troll all day, and have never been happier!

I figure there's room to get even better if I'd quit trolling.

Damn Twitter for lifting my suspension.

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Conveniently leaked on day of massive recall. Tesla is very good at SEO.

 

Once you notice it, like carbon capture prize day before report about natgas drilling for SpaceX it's hard not to see alot of Musks actions from this lens.

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The rumor could be taken out of context, or completely false. But keep in mind BYD plans on spinning off its battery business eventually once it builds scale. Tesla might be inquiring on how to get a stake in that business prior to the spinoff, if they did indeed have discussions. All speculative, but I find it hard to believe Tesla has any interest in anything but the battery aspect.

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Why didn't Tesla buy Dogecoin instead?  That would be an even better way of trolling the market after Elon's latest tweets. 

 

Maybe Tesla has given up on making a profit from selling cars.  The strategy is to make money from (1) issuing shares, (2) selling regulatory emissions credits, and now (3) speculation in cryptocurrencies.

 

It's a brilliant strategy because the bitcoin purchase will further amp up the Tesla core investor base, increase the stock price even more, and enable shares to be issued again and again at even higher prices.  It will keep going higher because the planet has an almost unlimited amount of fools to buy it at any price.  What could go wrong?   

 

 

 

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Why didn't Tesla buy Dogecoin instead?  That would be an even better way of trolling the market after Elon's latest tweets. 

 

Maybe Tesla has given up on making a profit from selling cars.  The strategy is to make money from (1) issuing shares, (2) selling regulatory emissions credits, and now (3) speculation in cryptocurrencies.

 

It's a brilliant strategy because the bitcoin purchase will further amp up the Tesla core investor base, increase the stock price even more, and enable shares to be issued again and again at even higher prices.  It will keep going higher because the planet has an almost unlimited amount of fools to buy it at any price.  What could go wrong? 

 

Maybe it's b/c BTC is now becoming considered a legitimate store of value?

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Textbook Tesla style indeed:

 

Conveniently leaked on day of massive recall. Tesla is very good at SEO.

 

Once you notice it, like carbon capture prize day before report about natgas drilling for SpaceX it's hard not to see alot of Musks actions from this lens.

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Why didn't Tesla buy Dogecoin instead?  That would be an even better way of trolling the market after Elon's latest tweets. 

 

Maybe Tesla has given up on making a profit from selling cars.  The strategy is to make money from (1) issuing shares, (2) selling regulatory emissions credits, and now (3) speculation in cryptocurrencies.

 

It's a brilliant strategy because the bitcoin purchase will further amp up the Tesla core investor base, increase the stock price even more, and enable shares to be issued again and again at even higher prices.  It will keep going higher because the planet has an almost unlimited amount of fools to buy it at any price.  What could go wrong? 

 

What is the issue? It is BTC itself? Or is it Tesla buying BTC?

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Maybe it's b/c BTC is now becoming considered a legitimate store of value?

 

BTC is a wild roller coaster.  Calling it a legitimate store of value will be like drinking a big cup of scalding-hot coffee while sitting on the roller coaster, and then acting surprised when the coffee burns you. 

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Maybe it's b/c BTC is now becoming considered a legitimate store of value?

 

BTC is a wild roller coaster.  Calling it a legitimate store of value will be like drinking a big cup of scalding-hot coffee while sitting on the roller coaster, and then acting surprised when the coffee burns you.

 

I think some people will never drink that coffee thinking it's still scalding-hot, while at some point it had become quite drinkable and later realize that it's actually all gone for them to consume.  ::)

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If Elon plays this right, he could buy almost all BTC. ?????

 

I sure hope he doesn't understand supply and demand and its effect on prices and he tries.

 

Supply and demand? Pffft. That's some first level thinking.

 

Elon playz some seriouz 4D chezz

 

Tesla market cap ~= BTC market cap.

Offer Tesla shares for BTC and boom done.

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If Elon plays this right, he could buy almost all BTC. ?????

 

I sure hope he doesn't understand supply and demand and its effect on prices and he tries.

 

Supply and demand? Pffft. That's some first level thinking.

 

Elon playz some seriouz 4D chezz

 

Tesla market cap ~= BTC market cap.

Offer Tesla shares for BTC and boom done.

 

LOL, He's not getting mine!  So BTC will be owed entirely by Tesla and me.

 

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If Elon plays this right, he could buy almost all BTC. ?????

 

I sure hope he doesn't understand supply and demand and its effect on prices and he tries.

 

Supply and demand? Pffft. That's some first level thinking.

 

Elon playz some seriouz 4D chezz

 

Tesla market cap ~= BTC market cap.

Offer Tesla shares for BTC and boom done.

 

In a way, that's what Elon is doing.  Raise cash by issuing more stock to shareholders; use cash to buy BTC; rinse and repeat...?  :o

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If Elon plays this right, he could buy almost all BTC. ?????

 

I sure hope he doesn't understand supply and demand and its effect on prices and he tries.

 

Supply and demand? Pffft. That's some first level thinking.

 

Elon playz some seriouz 4D chezz

 

Tesla market cap ~= BTC market cap.

Offer Tesla shares for BTC and boom done.

 

In a way, that's what Elon is doing.  Raise cash by issuing more stock to shareholders; use cash to buy BTC; rinse and repeat...?  :o

Tesla market cap $820b.

 

Bitcoin market cap $600b.

 

Elon can keep issuing Tesla stock and using the proceeds to buy Bitcoin until he controls the price and can then force a short squeeze that drive up both Tesla and Bitcoin in a virtuous circle  :o

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If Elon plays this right, he could buy almost all BTC. ?????

 

I sure hope he doesn't understand supply and demand and its effect on prices and he tries.

 

Supply and demand? Pffft. That's some first level thinking.

 

Elon playz some seriouz 4D chezz

 

Tesla market cap ~= BTC market cap.

Offer Tesla shares for BTC and boom done.

 

In a way, that's what Elon is doing.  Raise cash by issuing more stock to shareholders; use cash to buy BTC; rinse and repeat...?  :o

Tesla market cap $820b.

 

Bitcoin market cap $600b.

 

Elon can keep issuing Tesla stock and using the proceeds to buy Bitcoin until he controls the price and can then force a short squeeze that drive up both Tesla and Bitcoin in a virtuous circle  :o

 

I am still a bit gobsmacked.  Surely this is a sign this market has gone full retard

 

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If Elon plays this right, he could buy almost all BTC. ?????

 

I sure hope he doesn't understand supply and demand and its effect on prices and he tries.

 

Supply and demand? Pffft. That's some first level thinking.

 

Elon playz some seriouz 4D chezz

 

Tesla market cap ~= BTC market cap.

Offer Tesla shares for BTC and boom done.

 

In a way, that's what Elon is doing.  Raise cash by issuing more stock to shareholders; use cash to buy BTC; rinse and repeat...?  :o

Tesla market cap $820b.

 

Bitcoin market cap $600b.

 

Elon can keep issuing Tesla stock and using the proceeds to buy Bitcoin until he controls the price and can then force a short squeeze that drive up both Tesla and Bitcoin in a virtuous circle  :o

 

I am still a bit gobsmacked.  Surely this is a sign this market has gone full retard

 

 

 

100% agree.  But I've been saying this for months and have been wrong so far, so clearly I'm an idiot who doesn't understand the new economy.  :o

 

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